Subject: Famous People Job Interviews
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 16 2000 - 03:01:50 EDT
"Famous People Next Job Interviews"
Julius Caesar - My last job involved a lot of
office politics and back stabbing. I'd like
to get away from all that.
Jesse James - I can list among my experience
and skills: leadership, extensive travel,
logistical organization, intimate understanding
of firearms, and a knowledge of security
measures at numerous banks.
Marie Antoinette - My management style
has been criticized, but I'd like to think of
myself as a people person.
Joseph Guillotine - I can give your company
a head start on the competition.
Hamlet - My position was eliminated in a
hostile takeover.
Lucretia Borgia - My greatest accomplishment?
after I took over the department, our competition
just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.
Pandora - I can bring a lot to your company. I
like discovering new things.
Genghis Khan - My primary talent is downsizing.
On my last job, I downsized my staff, my
organization, and the populations of several
countries.
MacBeth - Would I go after my boss's job?
Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock
off his boss for a promotion?
Lady Godiva - What do mean this isn't
business casual?
Elvis - My last boss and I... say, are you
going to eat those fries?
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