Subject: Top 15 Quotes During Olympics
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Oct 08 2000 - 02:55:19 EDT
"The Top 15 Things Overheard During
Olympics Opening Weekend"
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2000 by Chris White ]
15> "Hell, no, I didn't win these. I bought 'em on
E-Bay from some guy named Spitzer72."
14> "The Australian team has formed a large
dingo on the field... and it's eating the New
Zealand delegation!"
13> "Never date an Australian. If you throw
them out, they come right back to you."
12> "I'm sorry, Sir. If I promise to never say
'throw another shrimp on the barbie' again,
would you kindly remove your boomerang
from my rectum?"
11> "You'd think Brandi Chastain would have
at least waited until the torch was lit before
ripping her shirt off."
10> "Hey, you with the mustache -- get out
of the women's showers! Oh... sorry, Miss
Ling."
9> "I don't care if you are in the NBA, everyone
pays for their marijuana in this country, mate."
8> "Suzy, we don't have to synchronize
everything. Can't I just have 5 minutes in
the bathroom by myself?"
7> "Shields up, Mr. Sulu. They've set file to
the outer hull!"
6> "The tribe has spoken. Please snuff out
your Olympic flame and leave immediately."
5> "CRIKEY! This javelin being thrown at me
is a REAL BEAUT! One false move and I'm
impaled and done for!!"
4> "I think somebody should tell the USA
shooters that they only need to fire at each
target *once*."
3> "Hey -- who's the smartass throwing
shrimp on the Olympic flame?"
2> "I'm not sure it's wise to carry an open
flame around 100,000 Vegemite eaters."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Overheard
During Olympics Opening Weekend...
1> "No, ladies, we do *not* need any volunteers
to help towel off the swimmer with the size 17 feet."
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