Subject: You Receive What You Give {Insp}
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Oct 08 2000 - 02:56:04 EDT
"You Receive What You Give"
I was visiting my family in San Francisco. We went
to one of our favorite places to eat, Hamburger
Mary's, which is South of Market St. near a homeless
shelter/soup kitchen. We got out of the car and saw,
across the street, a woman getting out of her brand
new Jaguar convertible which she parked in front of
the homeless shelter. The car did not even have
license plates yet.
Anyway, at the same time the woman was getting
out of her car a homeless woman walked up to her
and put her hand out asking for money. The woman
that owned the Jaguar screamed at the homeless
lady saying "get away from me you disgusting waste
of flesh!" (pretty harsh if you ask me). She kept
yelling, ranting on about how she could not believe
she had to come to this part of town and so on as
she walked away.
We where all feeling pretty bad for the homeless lady
so I thought I would give her some money. As I waited
to cross the street I saw the homeless lady reach into
her basket and pull out a bag. She then walked over
to the Jaguar and dumped the contents all over the
hood and the top of the car.
The contents turned out to be bread crumbs. I know
this because within minutes every pigeon in San
Francisco was on the Jaguar. After about five minutes
the hood was scratched and the convertible top was
destroyed. And the windshield was kinda 'soiled' too,
if y'know what I mean. If you ask me... she deserved it!
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