Subject: What Kind?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Oct 07 2000 - 02:53:50 EDT
"What Kind?"
A farmer walked into a drug store and said
to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them
condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I
find 'em?"
The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must
mean that you want the condoms with
*spermicide*, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."
"No, no, I want me them condoms with *pesticide*
on it," growled the farmer.
"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from
explaining, "Pesticide is for killing insects,
Spermicide is for killing sperm. I'm sure that
you mean *spermicide* instead of pesticide."
"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want
condoms with *PESTICIDE* on it, my wife's
got a bug up her butt, and I want to kill it."
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