Subject: Running in the Rain....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Oct 07 2000 - 02:40:57 EDT
"Running in the Rain...."
This woman was having an affair during the day
while her husband was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and
she heard her husbands car pull in the driveway.
She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your
clothes and jump out the window my husband
is home early!"
The boyfriend looked out the window and said,
"I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell
out there!"
She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he
will kill both of us!"
So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out
the window. When he landed outside he was in
the middle of a "running Marathon" so he started
running along beside the others only he was still
in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run
in the nude?" He answered, while gasping for air,
"Oh yes, It feels so free having the air blow over
your skin while you are running."
The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you
always run carrying your clothes on your arm?"
The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh yes, that
way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get
in my car to go home!"
The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a
condom when you run?"
The nudey answered, "Only if it's raining."
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