Subject: The Brothel
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 09 2000 - 06:42:23 EST
"The Brothel"
The traveler knocked on the door of the house
where a cabdriver had told him he could be
sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel
slid open and a female voice asked what he
wanted.
"I want to get screwed," said the man.
"OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip
twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the
mail slot," answered the voice.
The man did this, the panel closed, several
minutes passed. Nothing happened.
He began to pound on the door insistently,
and the panel slid open. "Hey," exclaimed
the sport, "I want to get screwed!"
"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
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