Subject: Gilligan's Island
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 09 2000 - 06:41:52 EST
"Gilligan's Island"
Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.
There is, however, a dark secret about this
"comedy" you may never have realized.
The island is a direct representation of HELL.
Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet
none are able to leave. Each one of the
characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:
Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy
outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a
borderline nymphomaniac.
Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of
Ginger's beauty.
The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an
annoying know-it-all.
Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation
needed.
Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never
lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans.
The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY -
again, no explanation needed and ANGER - he
violently hits Gilligan on each show.
This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who
put them there. He prevents them from leaving
by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS
island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN.
........ Crazy? He does wear red in every episode.
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