Subject: Bad Flight
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Nov 11 2000 - 03:00:14 EST
"Small Airline"
It was mealtime during a trip on a small airline
in the Northwest.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant
asked the man seated in coach.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
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"Bad Flight" (I and my weird sense of humor...)
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf
of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard
So-So Airline flight 602 from New York to
Punta Cana. We are currently flying at a
eight of 35,000 feet going South the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the
starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe
that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side,
you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean,
you will see a little yellow life raft with three
people in it waving at you.
"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one
of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded
message."
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