Subject: The Last Four US Presidents
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 07 2000 - 06:37:37 EST
"Bribery Boomerang"
A car salesman trying to "influence" a senator
by offering him a new car for free. The senator
tells him that he could never accept such a gift
under such circumstances. "That would be
unethical, dishonest and against the law!" he
replies indignantly.
The salesman thinks for a moment, and
suggests he "sell" the senator a car ...for $20.
The senator nods approvingly, "Great, I'll take 2."
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"The Last Four US Presidents"
The last four us presidents are caught in a
tornado, and off they spin to Oz. After
threatening trials and tribulations, they finally
make it to the Emerald City and come before
The Great Wizard.
"What brings you before The Great Wizard?
What do you want?"
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had
a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for
some courage."
"No problem" says the wizard, "Who is next?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well..,
I need a brain." "Done" says the wizard.
"Who comes next before the great wizard?"
Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the
American people that I need a heart." "I've heard
it's true" says the wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just
standing there, looking around, not saying a word.
Irritated, the wizard finally asks, "Well, what
brings you to the Emerald City?"
"Where's Dorothy?"
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