Subject: Procrastination
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 08 2000 - 12:51:51 EST
"Procrastination" - PROCRAS
P is for the popcorn you pop so you have
something to eat in your hands so you
can't type your paper.
R is for all of the reading that you are afraid
to start because you know that you won't
remember it tomorrow anyway.
O is for the overwhelming amount of time
that one can manage to waste in an evening
instead of doing work.
C is for the crying you will do when you
realize what types of grades you are going
to get because you haven't done your work.
R is for the radio dial that you are playing with
so that you know when you do start your work
there will be good tunes on.
A is for the grade that you won't be getting on
the paper that you are trying to avoid writing.
S is for the soup that you make when you
are done with the popcorn so you continue
to have something to occupy your hands.
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"Procrastination" - TINATION
T is for the test that you have at 9:00 am
tomorrow and you haven't yet began to study
for.
I is for the insane amount of time that you
are wasting by reading this email.
N is for the nodding off in class that you will
be doing tomorrow after staying up all night
avoiding your work.
A is for the amazing typing skills that you
have developed since you have become
an email freak.
T is for the terrible grade that you know that
you are going to get anyway, so why bother
studying.
I is for the inevitable fact that you just know
that your work isn't going to get done tonight.
O is for the outstanding organization of your
desk that you have managed to accomplish
while "getting ready" to work (we all heard
that one before!)
N is for never giving up on the belief that you
will eventually do all the work that needs to
be done.
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