Subject: Can't miss pick up lines
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 07 2000 - 06:36:32 EST
"Can't Miss Pick Up Lines"
Nice legs... What time do they open?
You've got 206 bones in your body, want
one more?
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest
woman on Earth tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name
tag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm
naked.
Are those real?
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles,
and even further for that thing you do with
your tongue.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any
questions?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled
heap on my bedroom floor.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should
I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were
looking for me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come
over and talk to you.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN,
how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and I was the last
man on Earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
No? Why, don't you like pizza?
(Look down at your crotch) Well. It's not going
to suck itself.
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can
blow the hell outta me.
Baby, I'm an American Express lover..you
shouldn't go home without me.
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