Subject: Sex vs Riding a Bicycle
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 30 2000 - 03:24:36 EDT
"How Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle?"
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to
get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when
going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not
to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone
who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not
as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the
first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you
can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble
keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and
wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they
try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change
direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast
the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin'
Bikes.
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