Subject: Things Will Rogers Never Said
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 30 2000 - 12:50:42 EDT
"Things Will Rogers Never Said"
(but probably wished he had)
--Every teenager should get a high school
education -- even if they already know
everything
--Some things that cost $5 to buy several
years ago now costs $10 just to repair
--A synonym is a word you use in place of
one you can't spell
--The outcome of the income depends on
the outgo for the upkeep
--Here's a new invention -- a solar-powered
clothes dryer. It's called a clothes line
--Leaders go down in history -- some
farther down than others
--Any man who laughs at women's clothes
has never paid the bill for them
--Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired,
mired, fired
--For every judge operating in an official
capacity, there are 100 who are self-appointed
--It is when we forget ourselves that we do
things that are most likely to be remembered
--The more you know, the more you know
you ought to know
--The argument you just won with your
spouse isn't over yet
--The law of gravitation is the only law that
everybody observes
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