Subject: Cat To English Dictionary...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 30 2000 - 03:06:38 EDT
"Making Babies"
Mommy has told her little girl all about the making
of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mommy asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do
ANYTHING!"
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"Cat To English Dictionary Continued..."
meeeeow - I know you're trying to work but
your laptop is just sooooo comfortable. Can
I sit on it please and stop you doing any work
whatsoever?
miaaaooow - Although it's 3 am, I have a
strange desire to sit on your head and purr.
I hope you don't mind.
mew - let me out - I need to chase the neighbor's
cat.
mew-mew - let me back in. It's cold.
mew-mew-mew - let me back in. It's raining,
and I'm too stupid to shelter so I'm getting wet.
miaowwww - it's so relaxing sitting in the middle
of the road. Why is that big monster with bright
eyes looking at me? Why is it moving towards
me? Do you think I should move? Okay, it's
stopped - I can just carry on sitting here now.
mriaow - as I've just come in with muddy paws
I shall now proceed to jump on every piece of
furniture in the house.
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