Subject: Sex Therapy
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 30 2000 - 03:04:01 EDT
"Sex Therapy"
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman
half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a
young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare
when he found that he could not last long enough
to satisfy his young bride.
His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told
him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of
the saddle. Determined to satisfy this sweet young
thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice.
"Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when
I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her.
What can I do?"
The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and
said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of self-
stimulation before having intercourse with your wife
and you'll find that you'll last longer and ultimately
satisfy her."
"Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at
work to let him know that she would be attacking
him at the front door when he arrived home.
"Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to ravish you,"
she cooed over the phone.
Undaunted, the man decided to follow the doctor's
advice. But where? In the office? The Xerox room?
What if someone walked in on him? He got in his
truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided
he would find a spot on the road to pull over, climb
underneath the truck and pretend to be inspecting
the rear axle, and do the deed there.
A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the
truck, closed his eyes tightly, fantasized about his
young wife, and began his "therapy."
A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete
his therapy session, he felt someone tugging on his
pants leg. Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid
ruining the fantasy he was enjoying, he said, "Yes?"
"Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell
me what you are doing, please?" said the officer.
"Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," he
replied confidently.
"Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're
down there. Your truck rolled down the hill a few
minutes ago.
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