Subject: Don't Hurt My Mommy!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 10 2000 - 07:53:23 EDT
"Don't Hurt My Mommy!"
Dad came home one day in an exceptionally
horny mood and took his wife upstairs for sex.
Just when they were really getting into it, their
young son entered the room and started to cry.
"What's wrong, son?" the father asked. "Why
are you crying?"
"You're hurting my mommy," the little boy replied.
"No, no," the father reassured. "I'm not hurting
her. We are making babies."
This seemed to calm the boy, and when he left
the room the couple went back to their business.
The next day the father came home from work
and found his son on the steps, crying.
"What's the matter NOW?" asked Dad.
"It's those babies you were making with Mommy
yesterday," the boy answered. "The mailman is
upstairs eating them!"
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