Subject: How To Know Your Viagra is Working
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu May 04 2000 - 07:52:50 EDT
A sign at the gas station
VIAGRA INGREDIENTS:
5% SUGAR
5% TYLENOL
90% FIX A FLAT
"How To Know Your Viagra is Working"
- At work, they call you a spiritualist because when
you sit down at a meeting, the table floats.
- Your face is very pale due to lack of blood.
- When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and
applauds.
They begin to call you "the tripod."
- You begin to think your mother in law is pretty.
- Sunbathing nude outside standing: Birds perch on it.
- Sunbathing nude outside lying down: You look like a
sundial.
- Everyone at the bank, grocery, etc... lets you go to the
front of the line...
- Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.
- You always lose limbo contests.
- Lewinsky wants you to be president someday.
- You can make drawings in the sand without having to
find a stick.
- You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove
the ceiling fan.
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