Subject: Education Courses For Men
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 03 2000 - 08:02:04 EDT
"Continuing Education Courses For Men"
1. Meaningful Communication: Where
No Man Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Baking:
You Do It
3. Combatting the Couch Potato Syndrome:
Surprise, The NFL (NBA, etc) Does NOT
Require Your Nightly Patronage to Remain
On-air!
4. Parties: How to Go Home with Whoever
You Came With
5. Woman Management: Discover How
Minor Household Chores Can Be Done
By You Too!
6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Putting Down
the Seat
7. Bathroom Etiquette II: Toothpaste, On
the Brush, Not in the Sink
8. Valuation: Just Because It's Not
Important to You . . .
9. Communication Skills I: How to
Speak Intelligibly
10. Communication Skills II: Keeping
Your "Word"
11. Communication Skills III: Getting/
Keeping The Girl You Want Requires
the Removal of These Words from Your
Speech Pattern...
12. Driving a Car Safely: You Can >DO< it!
13. Party Etiquette: Avoiding Alcohol
After You Can't Stand Upright
14. Telephone Skills: How to Use One, and
NOT Two Weeks After Recieving Her #
15. Introduction to Parking
16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into
A Space
17. Overcoming Stupid Behavior: Don't
Treat Her Different When Your Friends
Are Around
18. Liquid Grain Storage: On Your
Stomach, It is Fat
19. Cooking I: How to Eat IN
20. Cooking II: How to NOT Have Heart
Attack By Age 21
21. Cooking III: How to Inflict a Diet on
YOURSELF
22. Compliments: How to Give Them
23. PMS: You Try It
24. Dancing: Why Men Ought To
25. Sex - How to Slow Down
26. Classic Clothing: How To Match
27. Cleaning: She Is Not Your Momma
28. Laundry: How to Do It
29. Intense Discussion About the
Functions of Your Car: For Men Only
30. Oil and Gas: Your Hair, Your
Intestines. Problems NOT for
Public Demonstration
31. Learning to Ask Directions
32. Appreciating Soaps, Colognes, etc...
33. "How Was I?" - Why Women Lie
34. TV Remotes: Not Your Personal
Property
35. Sexy Lingerie: The Difference
Between SEXY and Risque
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