Subject: Engineers & Girls
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 03 2000 - 08:01:11 EDT
"Engineers & Girls"
Three engineers got on a crowded lunchtime bus. They
somehow worked their way to the middle of the bus where
they found three girls willing to exchange their seats for a
place on the guys' laps.
After they got settled and had ridden that way for a while, the
first girl suddenly asked the gentleman under her whether he
might be an electrical engineer.
Surprised, he replied, "Yes, I am! How did you know?" "Easy,"
she said. "I'm getting shocked by your soldering iron."
Just a few minutes later, the second girl asked her guy, "Are
you a mechanical engineer?"
He said, "Why, yes, ma'am. How did you know that?"
"Simple," she said, "Your piston is scraping my cylinder."
Shortly thereafter, the third girl turned to her fellow and
asked, "Are you a civil engineer?"
"I certainly am," he answered. "How could you have known
that?"
"Well," she said, "I figured it out as soon as your dam
burst and flooded my village."
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