Subject: Ages Of A Woman
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 02 2000 - 07:04:15 EDT
"Age Of A Woman"
Infant
Baby
Little Girl
Teenager
Young Lady
Young Lady
Young Lady
Young Lady
Young Lady
Young Lady
Young Lady
Grandmother died.
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"Ages Of A Woman"
Age 8: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella
or Sleeping Beauty.
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella,
Sleeping Beauty, Cheerleader or, if she is
PMSing, sees Fat, Pimples, UGLY! ("But MOM!!!
I can't go to school today looking like THIS!")
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "Too fat, too
thin, too short, too tall, hair too straight, hair too
curly" but decides she is going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat, too
thin, too short, too tall, hair too straight, hair too
curly" but decides she doesn't have time to fix it,
she is going anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat, too
thin, too short, too tall, hair too straight, hair too
curly" and says "At least I am clean" and goes
anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and says, "I am." and
goes wherever she wants to go.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself
of all the people who can't even see themselves
in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers
the world.
Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom,
laughter and ability. Goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on
a red hat and goes out to do anything she damn
well pleases. (That is if she's still physically
capable of doing so.)
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