Subject: The Honest Husband
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 05 2000 - 06:52:59 EDT
"How Many Kids?"
Some newly married friends were visiting us
when the topic of children came up. The bride
said she wanted three children, while the young
husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few
minutes until the husband thought he'd put
an end to things by saying boldly, "After our
second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."
Without a moment's hesitation, the bride
retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one
as if it's your own."
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"The Honest Husband"
A married man and his secretary were having
a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't
contain their passion, so they rushed over to
her place where they spent the afternoon
making passionate love. When they were
finished, they fell asleep and didn't wake up
until 8 o'clock.
They got dressed quickly. Then the man told
his secretary to take his shoes outside and
rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she does
as he asks (thinking he was pretty weird).
The man finally gets home and his wife meets
him at the door. Upset, she asks where he's
been. The man replies "I cannot tell a lie. My
secretary and I are having an affair. Today we
left work early, went to her place, spent the
afternoon making love then fell asleep. That's
why I'm late."
The wife looks at him, takes notice of his shoes
and says, "I can see those are grass stains on
your shoes. YOU GODDAMN LIAR!!! You've
been playing golf again, haven't you!?"
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