Subject: Mouse Deeds
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 30 2000 - 08:54:32 EST
"Mouse Deeds"
One night a man heard howls coming from his
basement and went down to discover a female cat
being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he
saw, the man gained the mouse's confidence with
some cheese and then took him next door. The
mouse repeated his amazing performance by
raping a German Sheppard.
The man, very excited by this, was dying to show
someone his discovery. He rushed home and
woke up his wife but before he could explain, she
saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head
with the blanket.
"Don't be afraid, darling," said the man. "Wait until I
tell you about this."
"Get out of here!" cried his wife. "And take that
sex maniac with you!"
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