Subject: Dog In Heat
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 30 2000 - 08:56:53 EST
"Dog In Heat"
A moron takes his dog for a walk. After awhile
he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking
meter in front of a bar and goes in for a couple
of beers.
After he has been there for an hour or so, the
local policeman enters the bar. "Whose dog
is tied up out front?"
The moron responds, "That's my dog. Is there
a problem, officer?"
"Well she's in heat," says the cop."
"Oh, she'll be all right. It's shady out there."
"That's not what I mean. Your dog needs bred."
"I gave her a half of a loaf this morning. She's
fine."
At this point the policeman is becoming a little
upset. "Listen, fellow. You don't seem to
understand what I am talking about. That
dog needs to be screwed."
"Oh, go right ahead officer. I've always wanted
a police dog."
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