Subject: The Cat To English Dictionary
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 29 2000 - 08:47:40 EST
"The Cat To English Dictionary"
Cat Phrase - Meaning
Miaow - Feed me.
meeow - Pet me.
mrooww - I love you.
miioo-oo-oo - I am in love and must meet
my betrothed outside beneath the hedge.
Don't wait up.
mrow - I feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawww - Please, the time is come
to tidy the cat box.
rrrow-miawww - I have remedied the cat
box untidiness by shoveling the contents as
far out of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaow - Play with me.
miaowmioaw - Have you noticed the
shortage of available cat toys in this room?
mioawmioaw - Since I can find nothing
better to play with, I shall see what happens
when I sharpen my claws on this handy
piece of furniture.
raowwwww - I think I shall now spend time
licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
mrowwwww - (only heard in males) I am
now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my
private parts did not return with me from that
visit to the vet.
roww-maww-roww - I am so glad to see
that you have returned home with both arms
full of groceries. I will now rub myself against
your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk
towards the kitchen.
mmeww - I believe I have heard a burglar.
If you would like to go and beat him senseless,
I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed
warm.
gakk-ak-ak - My digestive passages seem to
have formed a hairball. Wherever could this
have come from? I shall leave it here upon the
carpeting.
mow - Snuggling is a good idea.
moww - Shedding is pretty good, too.
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