Subject: Ghost?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 28 2000 - 07:42:08 EST
"Ghost?"
The Society of the Paranormal was having a convention
in town and there were many attendees. The president
of the society was at the podium delivering the opening
address to all who were there in body and in spirit, and
he asked the question:
"Who of you have had the occasion to see a ghost?"
There was a showing of perhaps forty hands, to which
the speaker asked,
"Who of you have had the occasion to speak with a ghost?"
Once again the conventioneers raised hands, counting
thirty or so.
Then the question, "Who of you have had the occasion
to have actually touched a ghost?" to which about ten
hands were waved about. The speaker paused for a
moment, and then delivered another query,
"Who of you have had the occasion to have sex with a
ghost?", and in the far back of the auditorium a lone
hand was raised.
"Would the usher please escort that individual with his
hand raised to the stage? I simply must inquire further."
And with a couple of moments delay the man was brought
forward, who incidentally turned out to be a wee
Scotsman in full kilt no less. When the Scot arrived on
stage, the speaker asked him, "Well Sir, tell us what
it was like to have sex with a ghost." to which the man
replied, "Er... A Ghost? Laddie, I thought ye said goat!"
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