Subject: The Dentist's Dilemma (R?)
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 24 2000 - 19:24:16 EST
"The Dentist"
Dentist to Patient: {begging}, "Would you
help me? Could you give out a few of your
loudest, most painful screams?"
Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad
this time."
Dentist: "There are so many people in the
waiting room right now and I don't want to
miss the 4 o'clock football game."
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"Blonde's Dilemma"
A beautiful blonde walks into her doctor's office
and asks, " Doctor, did I leave my underwear
here yesterday?"
The doctor replies, "No, don't believe you did."
The blonde then says, "Oh darn, I must have
left them at the Dentist's."
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"The Dentist's Dilemma"
The pretty young Miss was having a tooth
pulled and the dentist gave her the usual
"This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending
over her with a drill in his hand.
He immediately drew back in complete
alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible
whisper, "You have hold of my privates!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we
aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"
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