Subject: Betcha!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 23 2000 - 16:22:29 EST
"Betcha!"
Phil and Dave, now in their eighties, first met
in grade school. Their relationship now is
playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.
One day Phil calls Dave and says: "I bet you
that mine is longer soft than yours is hard.
A thousand dollars."
Dave replies, "How can that be? If you know
anything about biology you...." Phil interrupts,
"I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer
soft than yours is hard...a thousand dollars...
YES OR NO?"
Dave says, "OK OK I'll take that bet. How long
is yours soft?"
Phil answers, "Eleven years."
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