Subject: Breaking It Off
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 23 2000 - 16:21:56 EST
"Stock Market Loss"
Linda and Jill are having coffee when Linda
notices that Jill seems troubled and asks
her, "Is something bugging you? You look
anxious."
"Well, my boyfriend just lost all his money and
life savings in the stock market," Jill explained.
"Oh, that's too bad," Linda sympathized. "I'm
sure you're feeling sorry for him."
"Yeah, I am," Jill said. "He'll miss me."
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"Breaking It Off"
Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee
that he had to break off their engagement so
he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman
asked between sobs.
"Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"
"No, she's broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?"
"Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can't?"
"...Sue me for child support."
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