Subject: Gas Explosion
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 24 2000 - 19:25:05 EST
"Gas Explosion"
A guy got his date out on a country road and
pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out.
She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100
bill in her purse and she'd buy gas, but he'd have
to walk to town to get it. He said he had to pee first.
While he was doing his business, the girl decided
to light a match near the gas neck to see if there
was any gas in there. There was a big explosion,
and she called out to him, "Honey, help me find
my purse, it's got my $100 in it!"
He replied, "Hell with that. Help me find my right
hand, it's got my dick in it!"
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