Are You Getting Your Half Mile?

Subject: Are You Getting Your Half Mile?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 22 2000 - 11:14:02 EST

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"Are You Getting Your Half Mile?"

Scientists have determined that the average
time of intercourse lasts 4 min. The average
number of strokes is 9 per minute, making the
average intercourse 36 strokes.

Since the average length of a penis is 6 inches
the average girl receives 216 inches or 18 feet per
intercourse. The average woman does it about
three times a week, 52 weeks annually. 156 x 18
feet makes 2808 feet or just over a half of a mile.

So, if you are not getting YOUR half mile every year,
why not let the someone nice help you catch up?

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