Subject: Will You Do It?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 21 2000 - 03:39:15 EST
"Will You Do It?"
This boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home
after being out together, and when they reach the
front door he leans with one hand on the wall and
says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a
blow job?"
"What? You're crazy???!!!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night no one will show up.."
"I've already said NO, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it, too.."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
"My love.. don't be like that.."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the
door in nightgown with hair totally in disorder, rubbing
her eyes. She says, "Dad says either you have to
blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down
and give the guy a blow job himself, but for crying out
laud, to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the
intercom!"
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