Subject: 82 & 15
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 20 2000 - 03:40:19 EST
"82 & 15"
A family was supposed to stay the night at a hotel,
but there was a screw-up with the rooms, so
grandpa had to sleep in the same bed as the
15-year old grandson. In the middle of the night,
grandpa woke up and shouted: "Quick! Get me
a woman, Fast!!"
The grandson moaned: "Please, grandpa, calm
down."
"First, it's three o'clock in the morning, and you'll
never find a woman at this hour."
"Second, you're 82 years old."
"And third, that's my penis you're holding..."
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