Subject: Youth On A Run
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 20 2000 - 03:39:41 EST
"Wild Goose Chase"
A police car had been sent out of town on a wild
goose chase, and on the return trip it passed a boy
leading two donkeys. The policeman, who was a
bit of a smart aleck, slowed down and greeted the
boy sarcastically with, "Taking your brothers out for
a walk, eh? But why are you holding the bridles
so tight? Afraid they'll run away?"
"Yes sir," replied the boy. "I really love my brothers
and really want the best for them. And see, I'm
scared they'll run off and join the police force."
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"Youth On A Run"
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot
overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and
saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There
was a young man in the driver's seat reading a
computer magazine and a young lady in the back
seat knitting. He stopped to investigate.
He walked up to the driver's window and knocked.
The young man looked up, cranked the window
down, and said, "Yes Officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man.
"I'm reading this magazine."
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat,
the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and
replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked
the young man.
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the officer.
The young man looked at his watch and said,
"Well, in about twelve minutes, she'll be eighteen."
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