Subject: Robbery?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 16 2000 - 16:55:55 EST
"Robbery?"
An elderly gentleman came home one night to find
a homeless girl of about seventeen ransacking the
place. He grabbed her by the arm and was just
about to call the police when the girl dropped down
on her knees and pleaded, "Please don't call the
police, mister, oh please!! If you don't, I'll let you
make love to me and do whatever you want with
my body!"
The old man thought for a moment and decided to
give in. Soon they were naked and in bed together.
The old man tried hard and tried hard, but finally,
he rolls over, exhausted, and embarrassed.
"I'm sorry, young lady...but it's no use," he gasped.
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police after all."
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