Subject: Irish Drinkers
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 16 2000 - 19:46:54 EST
"Irish Prayer"
Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze
in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running
down his leg. "Please Lord", he implored, "let it
be blood!!"
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"Irishman's Loss"
An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered
about the terminal with tears streaming down his
cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was
already homesick.
"No," replied the Irishman. "I've lost all me luggage!"
"How'd that happen?"
"The cork fell out," said the Irishman.
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"Irish Shopping"
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini
after martini, each time removing the olives and
placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with
olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman
started to leave.
"S' cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled
over what McQuillan had done, "what was that
all about?"
"Nothin', said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me
out for a jar of olives!"
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