Subject: Sperm Count
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 15 2000 - 08:32:59 EST
"Sperm Count"
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office
to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man
a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me
back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the 70 year old man reappears at
the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is
as clean and empty as on -- the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man
explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with
my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my
left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife
for help. She - tried with her right hand, with
nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even
tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then
with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even
called up the lady next door and-she tried with
both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your
neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what
we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"
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