Subject: Prostitute Or A Consultant?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 15 2000 - 08:32:30 EST
"Are You A Prostitute Or Are You A Consultant?"
You work very odd hours.
You are paid a lot of money to keep your client
happy.
You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the
money.
You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
You charge by the hour but your time can be
extended.
You are not proud of what you do.
Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
It's difficult to have a family.
You have no job satisfaction.
If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you
to another client.
You are embarrassed to tell people what you do
for a living.
People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't
explain it.
Your client pays for your hotel room plus your
hourly rate.
Your client always wants to know how much you
charge and what they get for the money.
Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
Your pimp encourages drinking and you become
addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
You know the pimp is charging more than you are
worth, but if the client is foolish enough to pay, it's
not your problem.
When you leave to go see a client, you look great,
but return looking like hell (compare your
appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
You are rated on your "performance" in an
excruciating ordeal.
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