Subject: Ding-ding Goes The Firetruck
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 14 2000 - 08:50:45 EST
"Ding-ding Goes The Firetruck"
The beautiful eighteen-year-old girl sobbed
hysterically at the funeral service of her
seventy-five-year-old husband.
She confided in a friend, "We had such a
happy marriage for the three months it lasted.
Every Sunday morning he would make love
to me, keeping time with the rhythm of the
church bells."
She sobbed again, then added, "If that fire
engine hadn't clanged by, he'd be alive today."
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