Subject: Beep Beep!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 13 2000 - 03:34:02 EST
"Beep Beep!"
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen
year old country girl. He was quite content, but after a
few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him
if she didn't get some loving real soon. He had his
chauffeured limousine take him to a high-priced specialist
who studied him and then gave him a shot of spermatozoa.
"Now look," the doctor said, "the only way you're going to
get it up is to say "beep," and then to get it soft again,
you say "beep, beep."
"How marvelous," the old man said.
"Yes, but I must warn you," the doctor said," it's only
going to work three times before you die."
On his way home, the man decided he wasn't going to
live through three of them anyway, so he decided to
waste one trying it out. "Beep!" he said. Immediately
he was UP. Satisfied, he said, "beep, beep," and he
was down again.
He chuckled with delight and anticipation. At that moment,
a little yellow Volkswagen pulled past his limousine and
went "beep," and the car in the opposite lane responded
with "beep beep." Alert to his jeopardy, the old man
instructed his chauffeur to "speed it up."
He raced into the house as fast as he could for his last
great lay.
"Honey," he shouted at her, "don't ask questions. Just drop
your clothes and hop into bed." Caught up in his excitement,
she did. He undressed nervously and hurried in after her.
Just as he was climbing into bed, he said, "beep," and he
was UP.
He was just starting to enter his young wife when she said,
"What's this "beep beep" nonsense?"
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