Subject: Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 13 2000 - 03:33:17 EST
"Really Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me"
1. It's more fun to color outside the lines.
2. If you're going draw on the wall, do it
behind the couch.
3. Ask why until you understand.
4. Hang on tight.
5. Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours
and haven't gotten anything except poison
ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off
than the worm.
6. Make up the rules as you go along.
7. It doesn't matter who started it.
8. Ask for sprinkles.
9. If the horse you're drawing looks more
like a dog, make it a dog.
10. Save a place in line for your friends.
11. Sometimes you have to take the test
before you've finished studying.
12. If you want a kitten, start out asking for
a horse.
13. Picking your nose when no one else
is looking is still picking your nose.
14. Just keep banging until someone
opens the door.
15. Making your bed is a waste of time.
16. There is no good reason why clothes
have to match.
17. Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach
until he absolutely had to.
18. If your dog doesn't like someone, you
probably shouldn't either.
19. Toads aren't ugly, they're just toads.
20. Don't pop someone else's bubble.
21. You work so hard peddling up the hill
that you hate to brake on the way down.
22. If you stand on tiptoe to be measured
this year, you'll have to
stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.
23. You can't ask to start over just
because you're losing the game.
24. Chasing the cat is more fun than
catching it.
25. Make your mother proud of you.
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