Subject: Late Divorce
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 10 2000 - 08:29:15 EST
"Late Divorce"
An old couple goes into court for a divorce.
The judge says to them, "I don't understand.
Ted, you're 84 years old, and your wife is 82.
You've been married for sixty years.
Why do you want a divorce now?"
The husband said, "We wanted to wait until
the children were dead!"
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"Predicting The Future?"
Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the
exact day of the year that he was going to die.
It was the right year too. Not only that, but he
knew what time he would die that day, and
he was right about that too."
Fellow 2 : "Wow, that's Incredible. How did he
know all of that?"
Fellow 1 : "A judge told him."
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"Little White Truck"
Once Ms.K & I had to take a flight that had 4 other
stops before arriving at the Dallas-Forth Worth Airport.
At the first stop, a little white truck drove up to the
plane and Ms.K watched it pull up to the wing.
She asked, "What's that truck doing ?"
I explained that some airlines don't completely fuel
up a plane for various reasons & we were taking
on more fuel.
This process was repeated at the next three stops,
and Ms.K watched the plane being fueled each time.
At the last stop, I said, "Ya know, in spite of all these
delays, we're making pretty good time."
Ms.K pointed out the window & said,
"I don't know -- I see that lil' white truck's keeping
right up with us. "
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