Subject: Little Old Lady at the Hotel
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 09 2000 - 08:31:28 EST
"Little Old Lady at the Hotel"
It was three o'clock in the morning, and the
receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off,
when a little old lady came running towards her,
screaming.
"Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw
a naked man outside my window!!!"
The receptionist immediately rushed up to the
old lady's room.
"Where is he?" asked the receptionist.
"He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing
to an apartment building opposite the hotel.
The receptionist looked over and could see a man
with no shirt on, moving around his apartment.
"It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to
bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you
know he's naked, you can only see him from
the waist up?"
"The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady.
"Try standing on the dresser!'"
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b28 : Sat Apr 01 2000 - 00:00:03 EST