Subject: Time Catches Up
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 09 2000 - 08:30:53 EST
"Time Catches Up"
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were
taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's
have a coke."
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"At The Movies"
For the first time in many years, a an old man
traveled from his rural town to the city to attend
a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the
concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help
but comment, "The last time I came to the movies,
popcorn was only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're
really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.."
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"Hearing Aid"
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a number of years. He went to the
doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman
to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in
a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "You
hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told
my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the
conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
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