Subject: Losing Weight
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 08 2000 - 08:36:09 EST
"Weight Loss"
Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they
started to discuss their home lives, one said,
"Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight.
I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds."
"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her
friend.
"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose
at least another fifteen pounds first."
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"Losing Weight"
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor
put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for
2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have
lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the
doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you
follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought
I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
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