Subject: At The Retirement Home
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 08 2000 - 08:35:10 EST
"At The Retirement Home"
An elderly Mr. Steinberg and the widow Joyce
Cohen were sitting in the lobby of a retirement
home.
Mr. Steinberg, a widower himself, says to Joyce,
"For five dollars, I'll have sex with you on that
rocking chair over there. For ten dollars, I'll have
sex with you on that couch. But for twenty dollars,
I'll take you to my room, light a few candles and
give you a romantic evening of passion you'll
never forget."
Joyce considers this for a moment and then,
after digging through her purse, produces
a twenty dollar bill.
Mr. Steinberg says, "So, you want the romantic
night in my room, eh?"
Joyce says, "No, I want four times in the rocker."
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