Subject: No Stair Climbing!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 07 2000 - 19:16:45 EST
"Catching Up"
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after
not seeing one another for some time. After
inquiring about each other's health one asked
how the other's husband was doing.
"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the
garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a
heart attack and dropped down dead right there
in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend,
"What did you do?"
"Oh... Opened a can of peas instead."
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"No Stair Climbing!"
A little old lady, who lived on the third floor of
a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor
put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any
stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off
the cast.
"Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady.
"Yes," he replied.
"Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm sick and tired
of shinnying up and down that drainpipe!"
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