Subject: Quiz for cats about humans
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Mar 11 2000 - 03:44:11 EST
"Quiz For Cats About Humans"
Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this
mean?
a) It's hungry
b) It's lost
c) You're hungry
d) Let the begging begin
Your human puts down a bowl of food for you.
Is this?
a) Supper
b) Something s/he obviously wouldn't eat
c) Something to keep you going till supper's ready
d) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the
humans eat
Your human removes you from the top of the
television.
Does this mean?
a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
c) The human wants to play, so climb up again
to amuse it
d) It is time to chew on the cable wire again
Staircases are for:
a) Getting up to the human's bed at 4am
b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
c) Walking down just slower than the human in
front of it
d) All of the above
Your human talks/yells at you. You should:
a) Listen intently, even if you don't understand
b) Meow in acknowledgment and continue what
you were doing
c) Ignore him/her completely; you're a cat, they
mean nothing
d) Move on to the next annoying activity to
encourage their talking behavior
Phone and electrical cords and strings from fabrics
are:
a) Important to humans and should be left alone
b) Playthings and deserve your total attention; no
matter what damage may result
c) Annoying and should be removed immediately
Birds, small rodents and large bugs should be:
a) Ignored (especially if your human wants them
removed)
b) Played with until they stop playing
c) Presented to your human as a proud trophy
d) Hidden under your human's pillow for safe
keeping
e) Consumed for their nutritional value
A human giving you a bath should be considered:
a) Under no circumstances
b) Under no circumstances
c) Under no circumstances
d) An act of war
e) All of the above
Your human's value is limited to:
a) Providing food
b) Providing water
c) Letting you out
d) Providing opposite-gender feline companionship
e) Leaving you alone
f) All of the above; if properly trained
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