Subject: Ugly Wife
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 03 2000 - 08:26:00 EST
"Ugly Wife"
These three guys are sitting at a bar arguing
which one has the ugliest wife. The conversation
begins to get heated to the point of the barkeeper
telling them to get the hell out or shut up! In fact
he says, "Why don't you settle it once and for all
and just visit each others house and decide for
yourselves..."
"Damn Good idea." they agree, finish their drinks
and make off for the first guy's house. Upon
arriving he bangs on his door and the wife
answers, she's not pretty and he turns to collect
the bet from the other two.
Not so fast says the second, I got that beat. And
off they go to his house... He bangs on the door
and his wife comes to the door, and all three
step back in fright, she's so damn ugly.
He asks to collect the bet but the third guy says
sorry I've got you both beat. He goes to his house
and walks right in, there's no sign of anyone around.
He stomps his foot on the trap door in the floor and
they all hear this voice say, "Is that you honey?"
"Yeah, it's me," he says.
"Do you want me to come out?" she asks.
"Yes, please," he says.
"Should I put the bag on my head?" she asks.
He says, "No. I don't want to screw you, I just
want to show you off!"
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