Subject: Some Male Bashing
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 02 2000 - 07:44:13 EST
"Some Male Bashing"
How is an ex-husband like an inflamed appendix?
It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was
removed you found out you didn't need it anyway.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown.
Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?
What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then
tell him to pick only one.
How do we know men invented maps?
Who else would make an inch into a mile?
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is
truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.
What is the difference between a pick pocket
and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch and the other
watches your snatch.
Why do men prefer the woman to be on top?
Because men always screw up.
How does a man keep his youth?
By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
How do you keep your husband from reading
your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they
need to wipe. (Ok, ok, so it's a little nasty...)
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