Subject: A Woman's Logic
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Mar 01 2000 - 07:49:32 EST
"A Woman's Logic"
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort
near a national park. The husband liked to fish
at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several
hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.
The wife decided to take the boat out. She was
not familiar with the lake. She rowed out, anchored
the boat, and started reading her book.
Along comes the park ranger in his boat, pulls up
alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What
are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to
herself, "Is this guy blind, or what?"
"You're in a no-fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have
to take you in and charge you."
"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps
the irate woman.
"Bbbbut! I didn't even touch you," grouses the ranger.
"Yes, that's true....but you have all the equipment...."
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